Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Day 2 NYC

It's raining. I'm hungry. So much to eat.

Wherever you go, there you are


Adam said...

Wow. This is fascinating. More please!

Adam said...

Man. Seriously. Your writing. It's so fucking great. Why must you make us wait so long for more of your awe inspiring prose? Please, show us the way. We are nothing without you. You're so talented. I bet if you wrote a comedy article and I wrote a comedy article, people would like yours way more.

You should probably challenge me to some kind of comedy writing duel. I bet it would turn out wonderfully for you. You're SO talented. We can let random internet types vote on who is the better writer. I would do it just to see the comedy writing glory you so clearly deserve finally come to pass. We could even put some money on it. I'm sure your literary skills pay you every bit as much as mine pay me. So, we can both afford it, right Shakes Pierre? Please, let me know when you're ready to take me up on it. I wait with baited breath you talentless piece of internet troll excrement.


Also...please don't suggest that you weren't implying that you are a better comedy writer than I am. No matter which website is visited more, that's exactly what you're implying. Prove it. Or shut the fuck up. Either option is fine with me.

Nerd Love-Bot said...


You've now left me two comments on an admittedly poorly composed journal entry. Comedic effect was never intended but you obviously have a fondness for minimalist jottings. I'm not even going to take the rime to explain the fact there are vast differences between the content and structure of a personal blog and a productized blog. Do you really think the measure of your talents is based upon ad revenue? Charge people a fee to read your ramblings and then come tell me how funny you are when you have not a single subscriber. Yes I am a better writer than you. I didn't think I was being vague about it. Anyway, you handle being heckled like a consumate professional. Seriously though, you're posts are terrible and I'd be happy to work with you and edit them before you post them in the future.