Monday, November 30, 2009

The big time. I've hit it.

I'm getting the most awesome porn oriented spam. Oh and speaking of the orient, did I mention it's from Japan. That's in China for those of you somewhat less worldly than myself. I'd love to share with you the comments, just in case you're into that kind of thing.

人妻 Had this to say to me:

Hな人妻たちの社交場、割り切った付き合いも当然OK!欲求不満のエロ人妻たちを好みに合わせてご紹介します。即会い、幼な妻、セレブ、熟女、SM妻、秘密、以上6つのジャンルから遊んでみたい女性を選んでください

And, this means this in Engrish:


"H the sociable place of the human wives, also the association which is divided naturally OK! In combination with the [ero] human wives of frustration to the taste, it introduces. Same the wife, [serebu], the ripening woman and the SM wife, secret, please meet, play young from the genre of or more six and choose the like woman"

That's sweet!

And then I received one from サイドビジネス:

1日5万円~が手に入るサイドビジネスのご案内です。男狂いのセレブ女性はネットで知り合った男を次々に金の力で食い散らかしています。そんな女性を手玉にとって大金を稼いでみませんか

And this means something that I think will touch everyone:

"It is the guide of the sideline where 1 day 50,000 Yen ~ enters into the hand. The [serebu] woman of the man deviation eats the man who knows each other with the net one after another by power of the gold and scattering and others has done. It doesn't try making the large sum such a woman for the beanbag?"

Congratulations Japan, I've voted you "most pervy" country in the whole world. Germany you're a close second. But, don't hang that head Wolfgang, there's always next year.

3 comments:

Coralene said...

What do you suppose "frustration to the taste" means? I think I'm going to start using that. That's awesome.

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