1. Bro-purri. Based on my insistance for DIY potpurri (I can't believe I said that). To explain, when I cook rich foods I don't want the whole house to reek of it. So, rather than buy some fucking chemical laden spray, I just put water, maybs some lemons, cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg, all spice etc. and boil that shit. It really makes the house smell better. Anyway, Bro-purri is for dudes, it helps bed the ladies. Filled with pheromones yo.
2. We so need to Swede Rushmore, once we get a video cam. this is so happening. I think we make natural Maxs and Margarets.